Salad Fingers First 10 episodes.

Salad Fingers First 10 episodes.


(we’re in for a hell of a ride) Salad Fingers all episodes 1-10 Salad Fingers Episode 1 ‘Spoons’ (this is salad fingers i guess) Hello (stranger danger) I like rusty spoons (do you now?) hehe uhh i like to touch them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) meh The feeling of rust (uh) Against my salad fingers Is almost Orgasmic ha I must Find The perfect spoon (AWAY WE GO) step step step step step stomp boop stroke uh (spooky child) Hello there young child I’m here to enquire about your spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooons (3spooky5me) noise hhhaaa step step step (intense breath) might i ask where you keep the spoons a i see then i must leave but first id like to caress this rusty kettle (caress) uh Salad fingers Episode 2 “friends” Hello Today I’m having a little get together with my friends O H looking rather splendid this evening
look this is Hubert combi Dale Marjorie Stuart Baxter and this is Jeremy Fisher
say say hello I wonder what you taste like hatchery
Stuart Baxter you taste like sunshine dust Hey Oh Hubert come bedell you taste
like Sutton poo and I’ve got a fish and they often get anyone’s interested allo
Nabila comment a pal to Caesarea help help me
help my goodness I think the heavens must
have sent you gotta fish cooking in the oven that I just can’t reach it it’s
right at the back with your support little frame you might be able to
squeeze in and get it for me it is right in the back I can’t thank you enough Oh I like when the red water comes out I
like it when the red water comes out but way up high there’s a land that I heard
of once heal but come bow down and see seeing you here skies are blue somewhere over the
rainbow I must have dozed off that fish smells about done you hello hello today I’ve been enjoying the
pleasures of network over what Lots this rather queer looking contraption you can
be called a nettle carrier it seems metals have made the milk drop
out from inside my nettles make me think happy times a bubble trumps oh hell you’ve picked I
rather liked power to be visiting me have you got a name I think you’re cold
Milford cubicle why don’t you come in you can have a sit
down and rest those weary legs I’ll give you a little
hand if you’re feeling rather at eat no Milford cubicle it is that comfortable I say what would you like a warm glass of
milk Milford cubicle you hello today I’m going to try and find
France bit because I’ve always wanted to go there and but but that little boy
that has been watching me for a while now I think I’ll find France another day Shh I’ve been thinking about you well what
have you been gathering today little sister really aa body is so much fun
I just want to give you a big stroke you’ve gone flat little sister and you
know gooey I shall play with you again until you’ve had a wash uh-huh have I
been gifted a crappie tap I don’t think I’ve ever laid fingers on one of those
before oh how I’ve dreamt of taps come tap tap
tap dumb oh I just want to marry all of you gorgeous how did I get in here Oh ah that was a treat that the fingers this I don’t like this game I think I’m going
to go home now hello operator
could you connect me up to my old pal child rings house taste pardon well could you tell him but I I’m
holding a grand picnic today we’ve got gypsy creams Barbie scones Admirals pie
ooh stop scratching your basket belly so it said Mary Magdalene our road I’ve been at disconnected but
oh why if it isn’t the Barbara Logan price I’ve made you a friend hat they’ll be fog on the show tonight
Bosun hmm oh you look so beautiful
it is your big day the guests should be here any time but why it seems our first
guest has arrived but what do you like some confectionery how does yellow
didn’t berry crumble taste it’s simply delicious replied Mabel I must say
you’re a well-mannered young lady I’d like to elect you as my new playmate that’s a pretty looking for up on your
body but but it looks awfully dirty my tummy box feels broken what do you
like some peas pudding Pease pudding hot Pease pudding cold Pease pudding in the
pot nine days old hmm I think he likes things too Oh what’s wrong mr. finger he’s not like
my mouth birds come down from there it wants you but
combo Dale you’re just a sticky River so hello who’s there Jeremy Fisher I thought you were out
fighting the Great War Oh father I’m sorry I couldn’t understand that you
seemed to have adopted a strange dialect is this a present for me mr. Fisher ah my very own horace horsecollar how you
hold a welcoming texture a pleasure for the tips have you gotten to mae-mae you are all
ready for the big race hurry scars color we’re counting on you cranky how long has it been since I’ve
seen your chops it’s probably enough water in clear to wash my petticoat Adam
I don’t understand but what what is this no this isn’t true you’ve got the wrong
bloke Squire what washed those bad thoughts away iris
I think you’d better take me home Jeremy Fisher I thought you were out sizing the
Great War I’d like a word with you and I won for accusations but this one’s
cast-iron I’ve seen you tailgating my daughter with aspirations of deflowering
her rose I don’t make mistakes comrade this one’s textbook I never did get to sample the delights
of your flavor you Oh you’re absolutely right Marjorie the
floor sugar does taste rather queer in this area we have to make a record of
our findings you but comfort ale and you’ve been rather busy ah but what
what’s this could it be it Kenneth from the Great War my very own little Kenneth
back on shore leave to see his older brother it was frightfully rude of you blokes to
leave the great wall without me come inside and we’ll fix you a nice hot bath lock up your daughters tonight general
they’ll be trouble in the maidens quarters maybe you can come and tuck me
in tonight Salus stop that the brave Kenneth back from the Great
War to spread his Wild Oats I hope you like sand you feeling a
little sleepy this would’t ntral should help if ones feeling rather slumberous I’ve been keeping myself rather busy
here working every shift I can I used to sing it’s all the functions from crux
Lee Heath to Cowdenbeath would you care for a spot of Ruby tea Club Jimmy I must have slipped I was
just telling Marjorie hear about our frolicking by the riverside many summers
ago 21:21 yards from the front birthday it
seems you’re quite the sluggish mister branches you’ve barely shoveled an inch
all week I’d very much like another vanilla cram
said brother from the Great War well you’ve yet to eat your beef strug
enough well back you go then but back to the
ghastly trenches I only ask that our Creator return you unspoiled from the
cruel hand of war we’ll meet again don’t know where don’t know when we’ll meet
again don’t know where ever one but I know no you’re doing it all wrong you’re
not playing in the right key hello I like to listen to my radio I
listen to the war and sometimes if I’m in early bird I listen to cracks Li at
breakfast I can find a clearer station Roger he
gets a little uppity when he hasn’t had his sustenance uh-huh what hideous sound I happened upon an unpleasant broadcast what’s this about Roger
I do hope it doesn’t concern me none can cope with all these unpleasant
frequencies about I think I’ll sit this one out in the safety cupboard tippity-tap t-tom d2 theta daddy thought
dt why are you skipping off to today penny pigtails I’m heading off the
market for some raspberry jam I’ll sell you no such thing said the market trader
your legs are made of cotton and they’re far too long all is not lost
penny pigtails he found yourself a special you ah you all look so beautiful together so
happy a gay little quintets gently singing in the breeze there were three in the bed and the
little one said roll over scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale. I’ll have no dirty immigrants in my house Roger I shan’t have you following such
frequencies at this hour upsetting my insides and worrying my
mind a good 9 to show you the door ha ardan but it’s not my turn and it’s a
rotten job I shan’t I can’t and I won’t they’re beloved we are having the most
wonderful time the trenches are decorated with flowers and pleasantries
I hope you get well soon with love from the great war. Ahh. Ow! Daddy, that really hurt! [Crying] Help me, daddy. Daddy, I’m bothered you’d better have a good reason for all
this rumpus mister branches my end Big Daddy
ah someone’s got a parley we’ll have to get some bubble trumps and vinegar on
there before it falls off well you’d better get a move on and start growing
out of those branches if you want come inside I feel my day of reckoning may be
approaching I suppose I’d better let the correspondents bring
help briskly Oh mother always said the scallop favor would be my final
departure ah I’ve yearned for this game I never
thought she would arrive buckles nappies smiles and away to my heart
you found the king baby if bomb is bomb today the Angels say
she’s here to stay ah you’ve got your mother’s eyes and she
was a fair maiden to make no mistake I shan’t be able to attend the war today
as I am still feeling a little under the weather
heavens to Betsy what now you’re supposed to be doing your exercise if on
a lethargic child is a servant to the Beast heads shoulders knees and toes
knees and toes Habs shelters I’m going to be jolly
cross with you in a minute I think we’ve been given a tough one
Marjorie my condition is worsening Yvonne I’m
afraid caring for you might be out of my current grasp ah that’s a shame you are
doing a first-rate job I’ll make some appointments home made it
far meddlesome child good old auntie Bainbridge has agreed to
take care of you whilst daddy is enfeebled she’ll she’ll make a fanciful
young gentlewoman of you and she’ll have you in farming now did you remember to
pack your trestle table but it’s too late to go back now antique bainbridge now there’s a rosy
rascal give us a hug you out dame i remember
you’d sing mere shillings worth and then smack my bottom row for being a fussy
fidget but i’m faded days well um I’m just here to UM to clean your windows
that’s right I think yes I think I must be mems a bit
mucky missus should be one fits at the lads really don’t cry mind I’ll choke
you listen for note you Oh as its Hubert’s birthday
it wouldn’t be rather polite if you took a hot bath
but Milford cubicles you’re a bit pooi you but come bedell Oh them Strauss is a
bit posh sunshine and how old are you going to be they do grow up fast who on earth could that be it’s far too
early for guests who the devil are you let’s see what the fingers make of all
this ah you appear to be free of all information I would advise you young
Bennigan’s not to associate yourself with such an ignorant textualist poll are you Hubert’s birthday stick now
answer as I expected come on sludge with I won’t ask you
again well someone’s a saggy slumber chaps all done this might get you gears
in motion oh dear
not a smirk ah what a day you’ve chosen to fall under Horace you’re in charge until I get back you don’t you crumple your face up at me
Hubert Jason combi Dale we’ve a duty to fetch the doctor
since our wandering guest has fallen ill now sit tithing and wait for the GP there he is
trusty old doctor took a panic blackleg you just here for the old once-over duck and I suppose you’ll be checking me a
Nimbus and camels I know it hurts just try and sit still
whilst the doctor eats your blood well switch my knickers were awfully
late I must have slept for six Monday’s Christ in staples chorus I said you
could bring one friend mr. cubicle what’s become of your outer casing yeah
your butter hollow structure you foul creatures when I find which one of you
wretched beasts consumed mr. cubicles flesh he’ll be heavens to pay go on
bugger off that bloody lot of yet out of my house yeah you again I bet you’re the ringleader here and
chew you should feel a great shame for this how come sir a great shame ah I see
you invited the whole platoon is this remaining seat reserved me ah that’s the me oh I thought you now
forgotten ah I shall wear it from here to the
grave what a truly special day you