People Try Vegan Snacks For The First Time

People Try Vegan Snacks For The First Time


To all vegans at home watching: I’m sorry in advance for criticizing your beloved food. *old slow music* Hmm Alright- aww wait now yeah they’re fine There’s an after taste of latex *swallows* Bland you know what they taste like? cheap supermarket crisps as apposed to the real deal Seven out of ten “Gluten free, vegetarian/vegan ” Chili and lemon? oooh so essentially cardboard? ooh! I can get that now *more music* Aww! Here we go It’s literally just leaves yeah it’s something you’d feed to your rabbit that you hate What the hell is that at the end? I don’t know It just boxed me in the face with taste what is this like a 25 bag of kale? *laughs* imagine going to the cinema and just asking for a bowl of kale do you know what that would go well with? a peddle bin *laughs* OOf, that is strong oooh *Sniffs* There’s no joy in vegan food that’s what it is. You look at it and you’re just like ugh Damn, this is really tasty what is- *mmmm* it’s very strawberry *mm* oh no I like this so do i. I’d have that now with a big pint of milk though See this is the problem you know what I mean It’s already crumbled all over me God~ i hate vegan food so much *with mouth full* maybe being vegan isn’t so bad after all 9 out of 10 are you jokin’? are you mental? well the crisps were a 7 the crisps were really nice ahh the old dog poo huh? *smacking lips together* I don’t- my mouth doesn’t know what to make of this… Tastes like a very crap Banaffy “simply yummy” “simply yummy” that’s debatable now just eat a banana aww it’s ice cream but- ehhh *sniffs* It smells like sun cream yucky It’s peanut butter It actually looks like it came out of a dogs arse… Is it peanut butter? Arse! *laughs* disgusting! ooh I like that! *smacking lips* caramel no that’s- there ya go, I know my ice cream boys salted caramel nah, it just tastes like coconut runny aw brain freeze already? you’re hopeless yeah, I’d give this a 9 happy at it are you f*cking joking? have you lost your mind? *laughs* If i asked “oh can I get a caramel ice cream” and they gave you this, you wouldn’t question it. I would, I’d send it back love it that’s really good “brown rice syrup avocado” “vanilla extract and irish sea salt” okay I like all those things but i still don’t like it. I’m not eatin’ it *sing-song voice* chocolate chip~ chocolate chip~~~ much like most vegan food, it looks terrible i mean- it doesn’t look good it looks- it really looks terrible oh my god it actually smells like mint you know what it does, it does smell like mint chocolate chip oh no it doesn’t taste like mint chocolate chip *laughs* do you know what? i wouldn’t be able to tell the difference now if someone brought that to me “almond dream” its more like an almond nightmare I would give this a 6 Im gonna give it a 7 Almond? That’s amazing!! My mind is actually blown i don’t know- it’s a lot it’s a lot of change to live “guilt free” Nahh I do live guilt free. Every single day *laughs* now that was really nice i have nothin’ against vegans ya know i love animals as much as the next person but i just can’t live fat-free and whatever i’ve never met a vegan I think they should just call all their food vegan puree and you can make up your own taste because whatever taste they give me never tastes like it *laughs* why did you tell them it was vegan before? and he was like “because then it’d just be irish people eatin’ bars *laughs*