– Are those vegans? (laughter)
(karate noise) – I like meat. – I love bacon. – I gobble it up like a dinosaur. – [Man] Alright, open your eyes. – Chicken nuggets. – Mm hmm. Ow! – Mm, it’s really good. – Meat. – Chicken. (chicken gobble noise) (chicken squawking noise) – To me. – It’s better than McDonald’s. Even better than the Baconator. (squealing) (laughter) – Then what is this? – Yeah. (screaming) – I have no idea. – Oh. They don’t eat what? They don’t eat chocolate! – Seriously? – Oh my goodness, I’m never
gonna be one of those. – Oh, a feast. – Vegan cheese? Then it’s cheese. – It does taste like normal cheese. – I think it tastes a little bit good if there was real cheese and real meat. – [Man] (gasps) Open your eyes! (squealing) – My dad would love this. – Horse? (man laughs) – I guarantee you, this is 100% bacon! Thank you. (kissing noises) I 100% guarantee this is not bacon. Thank you. – Mm hmm. – What is this bacon made out of? – Water? – Wait, hold on. I can’t– – No. – I know what’s happening
but that’s crazy. – [Man] You’re gonna be the
happiest person in the world. – It’s a chocolate– – Ice cream cookie! – This is so yummy. – I wanna eat the whole thing. No meat. – What? It is? – Fake, fake, fake! – And it doesn’t exist
anymore on my plate. – [Man] Are you done? – Nope. – No, I want to be American. – I feel sorry for vegans that they can’t eat such good meat. – No, it’s sad. – No. Because they’re gonna be weak. – If you’re a vegan in
Texas, get outta here! (laughter) Subscribe! Watch more videos up here. Buh-bye! But if you live in Texas
and you’re a vegan, get out of there!